Post by Cowboys (Optcommish Prime) on Oct 29, 2010 11:30:17 GMT -5
Reporter: Goodmorning everyone, its Saints GF and I had the pleasure of interview the Ravens owner, Primetime. He even let me talk into his mic 
How are you doing today Prime?
Prime: Pretty good, probably better then you since you have to live with Saints.
Saints GF: Its not too bad. I get free drugs and his penis is so small that its not like I can feel anything anyway.
Prime: Ah, I see.
Saints GF: So its almost playoff time, how are you feeling about your shot at the postseason?
Prime: Well, with only one week left, the ball is in our court. Win and we're in, Lose and we have to go with the Madden tiebreakers. You can never count on them because they go by some random stat. I think it is by how many dicks you can fit in your mouth so Broncos would win the tiebreaker.
Saints GF: You are coming off big wins the last few weeks, against Rams and Colts. How did you pull these upsets off?
Prime: They were tough opponents and we knew if we played perfect we could get a shot at winning. Luckily, the guys came through. It probably helped motivating them that I told them that if they screwed up, I was gonna send them to Platys Gay Camp.
Saints GF: I understand that should you make the playoffs, you will have to drop a good player. Does that make you want to throw your game? And how do you decide who to drop?
Prime: Nah, we have enough great guys that we will be able to handle dropping one of our guys. We dont have a system for our drop. What we do is the first guy to ask for a bigger contract gets dropped. It helps keep our cost down.
Saints GF: So the Raiders stand between you and the playoffs. He already has his #1 seed locked up but says he is going to be playing his starters still. He also says he is going to be the reason you guys dont make the playoffs. You scared?
Prime: We arent afraid of Raiders. We were able to shut Reggay Bush down and feel confident that we will be able to contain CJ. And at the very least, we kick Raiders out of the league for cheese and get an easy win. Also known as pulling a Colts.
Saints GF: Ive noticed that you are 3rd in your division, but are tied for the 5th best record in the AFC and have a better record then most everyone in the NFC. Does it upset you that you arent in a week division like the AFC South, or week conference like the NFC?
Prime: At times yeah, but this just proves that if we can have success in the very tough AFC, that we would destroy in the NFC. Just wouldnt be fair.
Saints GF: Well thats all the time we have for today. Thanks for taking the time for an interview and thanks for everything else you did
Maybe you should do like OchoCinco and make a video on how to pleasure women and give it to Saints.
Prime: Anything for you. I may have to do that, but only if you strip for us on live stream again.
How are you doing today Prime?
Prime: Pretty good, probably better then you since you have to live with Saints.
Saints GF: Its not too bad. I get free drugs and his penis is so small that its not like I can feel anything anyway.
Prime: Ah, I see.
Saints GF: So its almost playoff time, how are you feeling about your shot at the postseason?
Prime: Well, with only one week left, the ball is in our court. Win and we're in, Lose and we have to go with the Madden tiebreakers. You can never count on them because they go by some random stat. I think it is by how many dicks you can fit in your mouth so Broncos would win the tiebreaker.
Saints GF: You are coming off big wins the last few weeks, against Rams and Colts. How did you pull these upsets off?
Prime: They were tough opponents and we knew if we played perfect we could get a shot at winning. Luckily, the guys came through. It probably helped motivating them that I told them that if they screwed up, I was gonna send them to Platys Gay Camp.
Saints GF: I understand that should you make the playoffs, you will have to drop a good player. Does that make you want to throw your game? And how do you decide who to drop?
Prime: Nah, we have enough great guys that we will be able to handle dropping one of our guys. We dont have a system for our drop. What we do is the first guy to ask for a bigger contract gets dropped. It helps keep our cost down.
Saints GF: So the Raiders stand between you and the playoffs. He already has his #1 seed locked up but says he is going to be playing his starters still. He also says he is going to be the reason you guys dont make the playoffs. You scared?
Prime: We arent afraid of Raiders. We were able to shut Reggay Bush down and feel confident that we will be able to contain CJ. And at the very least, we kick Raiders out of the league for cheese and get an easy win. Also known as pulling a Colts.
Saints GF: Ive noticed that you are 3rd in your division, but are tied for the 5th best record in the AFC and have a better record then most everyone in the NFC. Does it upset you that you arent in a week division like the AFC South, or week conference like the NFC?
Prime: At times yeah, but this just proves that if we can have success in the very tough AFC, that we would destroy in the NFC. Just wouldnt be fair.
Saints GF: Well thats all the time we have for today. Thanks for taking the time for an interview and thanks for everything else you did
Maybe you should do like OchoCinco and make a video on how to pleasure women and give it to Saints.Prime: Anything for you. I may have to do that, but only if you strip for us on live stream again.
