Post by Cowboys (Optcommish Prime) on Aug 18, 2010 15:38:02 GMT -5
Here we are with Ravens who is coming off a big win vs the Bengals this week.
NEA: Naked Erin Andrews here reporting from the stripclub with the Ravens coach. How are you doing today Prime?
P: Not too bad, just celebrating the victory.
NEA: Why at a stripclub?
P: Well as you know, this is Pacmans favorite place to hang out. But dont worry, we changed his glock out for a water squirt gun so he cant shoot at anyone.
NEA: Good idea. So now that you have killed Madden Jesus, do you fear Mel Gibson will come get you?
P: Im not too worried, if he does, we are the Ravens and most our guys are criminals.
NEA: I understand Claxx was talking alot of shit about how he was gonna walk all over you with your former QB Joe Flacco? Did that motivate you and help you teabag him and disrespect him and his family?
P: Its all we could think about. Our goal was to make him cry and I think we did that. We didnt have any trouble scoring on him and McCoy stepped up big for us. On D, we got turnovers and they played their hearts out.
NEA: Have you though about...
P: OH SHIT!!! Gotta go! Pacman found a gun...
BANG BANG BANG! "TOLD YOU BITCH GIVE ME MY DOLLA BACK! NO ONE STEALS FROM PAC HO!"
NEA: Naked Erin Andrews here reporting from the stripclub with the Ravens coach. How are you doing today Prime?
P: Not too bad, just celebrating the victory.
NEA: Why at a stripclub?
P: Well as you know, this is Pacmans favorite place to hang out. But dont worry, we changed his glock out for a water squirt gun so he cant shoot at anyone.
NEA: Good idea. So now that you have killed Madden Jesus, do you fear Mel Gibson will come get you?
P: Im not too worried, if he does, we are the Ravens and most our guys are criminals.
NEA: I understand Claxx was talking alot of shit about how he was gonna walk all over you with your former QB Joe Flacco? Did that motivate you and help you teabag him and disrespect him and his family?
P: Its all we could think about. Our goal was to make him cry and I think we did that. We didnt have any trouble scoring on him and McCoy stepped up big for us. On D, we got turnovers and they played their hearts out.
NEA: Have you though about...
P: OH SHIT!!! Gotta go! Pacman found a gun...
BANG BANG BANG! "TOLD YOU BITCH GIVE ME MY DOLLA BACK! NO ONE STEALS FROM PAC HO!"
