Post by Cowboys (Optcommish Prime) on Jul 11, 2010 12:11:37 GMT -5
The Ravens have hit the ground running. They have put up 30+ points in their first 3 wins. While many still doubt the Ravens and think its a fluke, the Ravens are feeling confident going into the bye. We caught up with the owner/ gm/ coach today.
Reporter: Hows it going today Prime? We are so happy to get an interview with someone who isn't always trying to get our dicks.
Prime: Thanks for having me. And thanks for having Erin Andrews naked back there as well.
Reporter: So you're now 3-0 after beating the Jets, Broncos and Browns, how's it feel?
Prime: Feels great. Was awesome beating the broncos after going 0-3 against them the last couple seasons.
R: The Browns game was being dubbed "Cheddar Bowl". You guys have had some words before and I understand there was a lot of shit talking going on. Did that affect you at all?
P: As you can see, not really. I think he knows who's better now.
R: Last year you guys sucked more then Juan's mom on a Friday night. What's changes since then?
P: We had some discipline issues last year. Guys staying out late, lots of drinking, not practicing like they should have. This year, we have a strict no drinks policy before and during games. We are also practicing everyday and our performance shows that.
R: You guys made alot of offseason moves, most noticibly trading Romo, Gore and Crabs. They are 3 superstars so how are you going to win without them?
P: Well Romo the Homo was causing locker room problems. No one would get changed while he was in there cause he would "trip" and fall right onto their dick. Everyone was always late because of it. Gore had a harder time finding the ball and holding onto it, then Al Gore has with Manbearpig. And Crabs got his name by banging nasty bitches and bringing those critters into the locker room. We were fumigating every week. We felt we were better without these distractions.
R: Before we end, think you'll go undefeated?
P: Anything is possible. If we were in the NFC, no question about it, but the AFC has a lot of great teams. We just want to playoffs and will go from there.
R: Thanks for the time.
P: Thank you for recognizing.
Reporter: Hows it going today Prime? We are so happy to get an interview with someone who isn't always trying to get our dicks.
Prime: Thanks for having me. And thanks for having Erin Andrews naked back there as well.
Reporter: So you're now 3-0 after beating the Jets, Broncos and Browns, how's it feel?
Prime: Feels great. Was awesome beating the broncos after going 0-3 against them the last couple seasons.
R: The Browns game was being dubbed "Cheddar Bowl". You guys have had some words before and I understand there was a lot of shit talking going on. Did that affect you at all?
P: As you can see, not really. I think he knows who's better now.
R: Last year you guys sucked more then Juan's mom on a Friday night. What's changes since then?
P: We had some discipline issues last year. Guys staying out late, lots of drinking, not practicing like they should have. This year, we have a strict no drinks policy before and during games. We are also practicing everyday and our performance shows that.
R: You guys made alot of offseason moves, most noticibly trading Romo, Gore and Crabs. They are 3 superstars so how are you going to win without them?
P: Well Romo the Homo was causing locker room problems. No one would get changed while he was in there cause he would "trip" and fall right onto their dick. Everyone was always late because of it. Gore had a harder time finding the ball and holding onto it, then Al Gore has with Manbearpig. And Crabs got his name by banging nasty bitches and bringing those critters into the locker room. We were fumigating every week. We felt we were better without these distractions.
R: Before we end, think you'll go undefeated?
P: Anything is possible. If we were in the NFC, no question about it, but the AFC has a lot of great teams. We just want to playoffs and will go from there.
R: Thanks for the time.
P: Thank you for recognizing.
